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Onemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?

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People who claim to have "food intolerances"
haven't.
(ubergeekian, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:24, 12 replies)
^This^
Big style.

Especially when they get their information from some quack who insists they hold onto a metal bar while a small electric current flows through it, or they listen to charlatans like Gillian McKeith.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:29, closed)
How does Gillian McKeith listen to The Charlatans?
Sorry.
(costas, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:47, closed)
Tell me about it
Friends of mine fell under the spell of an applied kinesiologist (GIYF) for a few years. She claimed to be able to diagnose childhood illnesses over the phone, for fuck's sake.
(ubergeekian, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:06, closed)
I think avocados are all fuckers and should go back to their own country and stop stealing our jobs.
Oh, food intolerances not intolerant of food.
(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:49, closed)
Yeah, those buggers who go into anaphylactic shock when they eat nuts are just putting it on.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:48, closed)
Attention seekers,
that's what they are.

Look at me! Look at me! I can't breathe...

Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:59, closed)
I also don't think much
of people who don't know the difference between an intolerance (pretendy look-at-me condition for the terminally spoilt) and an allergy (real and life threatening condition which can terminally spoil you).
(ubergeekian, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:05, closed)
That's me that is.

(I helped save b3ta! DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:11, closed)
Haha!
The boy is clearly faking, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:01, closed)
I don't like people who put "food intolerance" in scare quotes
Basically, I'm food intolerance intolerance intolerant.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 12:23, closed)
Or worse, people who self diagnose kids as being allergic...... JUST FUCK THE FUCK RIGHT OFF YOU FUCKING CUNTS! Gets right on my shit that does.

(Blahh, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:28, closed)

If only more parents self diagnosed their kids as being intollerant to junk food however..
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:54, closed)

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