And god help us
If we should actually have to touch a soap dispenser to get soap out and wash our hands. We might get hand aids! In our own houses.
I wish someone would invent a non contact soap dispenser to stop all the hand aids deaths.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:27, 3 replies)

No, you've got it ALL wrong.
What we actually need is non-contact soap.
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( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:31, closed)

Ha!
Don't get me started on the hands-free soap-dispenser. My daughter's going through a germ-paranoia phase at the moment (watching her attempt to lift the kitchen bin lid with her foot is particularly hilarious). She asked for a hands-free soap dispenser for Christmas. "They're great!" she told me. "You don't get germs on your hand from touching the soap pump!"

I did make a foolhardy attempt to explain the flaw in this logic. I tried to patiently talk her through the process. "OK, so worst case scenario, you touch the soap pump, and it's crawling with germs. Caked with bacteria. And they all get on your hand. WHAT WAS THE NEXT THING YOU WERE GOING TO DO??? DIRECTLY AFTER PRESSING DOWN THE SOAP PUMP TO DISPENSE SOME SOAP??? WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THAT SOAP ANYWAY???"

Apparently that's not the point.
(costas, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 0:30, closed)

I did post something about this a couple of weeks ago.
But Search doesn't seem to be being friendly.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 2 Mar 2012, 7:31, closed)

no I didnt

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 2 Mar 2012, 7:50, closed)

Oh but I did.
Welcome to duality and the Multiple Personality Club.
So says you.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:11, closed)

It annoys me too.
All it makes me think is "How shit is your anti-bacterial soap if it can't even remove the germs from it's own fucking dispenser?"
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:06, closed)