A couple of years ago the was a beardy Muslim in the town centre reading from the Koran. My mum ‘complained’ to a passing policeman that she was concerned that this could be some sort of crime or something.
She then refused to go back to the town centre for a month in case there was a jihady hit squad waiting for her. Because let’s face it, Kabul has got nothing on the mean streets of down-town Welwyn Garden City.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:47, 5 replies)

I am clicking this for "the mean streets of down-town Welwyn Garden City".

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:57, closed)

we all are
I doubt anywhere in Europe sounds more mean and full of urban decay than the dreaded Welwyn Garden City!!!
(FrancisYorkMorgan Just call me York; that's what everyone calls me.., Fri 2 Mar 2012, 12:23, closed)

Makes a change.
It's usually some fire & brimstone nut, being quietly jeered at by college students.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 12:45, closed)

Could be worse - the doctors tonic could be the only pub in the town centre.

Oh hang on..
(aeloen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 14:07, closed)

Nothing says "Islamist Homeland"
quite like WGC and it's eleventy billion churches
( le brian, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:25, closed)