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Onemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:00)
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The ear argument is rubbish.
You just give them a bottle, and they're fine.

I'd be interested to hear how you're going to explain to my mother that she can't see her new grandchild for 2 years, because he might get the shits though.

Forget it, people travel, people have babies. Therefore, babies travel.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:52, 2 replies)
Put her on the phone and I'll tell her
"It has been decided that, as a fully grown human being, in control of all bodily functions and able to sit still for an extended period of time without screaming at the top of your lungs that, if you wish to see your Grandchild, you can get on the fucking plane instead".
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:54, closed)
I'm slowly losing
this argument.

Chip chip chip. Fuckers.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:57, closed)
She probably wouldn't bother. It's a baby, I'm sure she's seen hundreds of them.
Unless it's got some spectacularly impressive birth defect she's not missing out on much.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:11, closed)
Tempting to make
a thalidomide joke here, but I shan't.

Oh, wait . .
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:16, closed)
Oooooh
Right on topic, with a first world problem.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 17:36, closed)

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