Crippling sexual frustration.
Have a wank, or something. Maybe not on the tube, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:57, 1 reply)

See I sometimes get the tube in with my girlfriend
We talk, if it's particularly crowded we'll share a space, and I'll kiss her goodbye when she gets off at her stop. If it was, say, 11:30 on a Friday night, we might display a little more public affection, but there's no need to advertise to the rest of the carriage that we're having sex, is there?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:00, closed)

You're forgetting
They invented it
(BearWithLittleBrain, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:02, closed)

What. the underground?
Impressive that they found time among all that kissing.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:06, closed)

I have to confess, that I agree with you.
I can't stand audible kissing on TV, either. Ugh.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:10, closed)

Or whispering
Whispering on TV drives me up the fucking wall
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:20, closed)

To be fair,
most of what's on TV is infuriating shite.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:26, closed)