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Onemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:00)
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If people are complaining about your kids
it's probably got something to do with your lack of discipline. Refering to you other post.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:00, 1 reply)
Who are you
talking to?

We're talking about babies. How would you discipline a crying baby?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:06, closed)
Kick it in the cunt,
How would you do it?
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:07, closed)
He hasn't got
one of those.

I'll just punch the guy complaining about it in the face instead.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:11, closed)
And you think starting a fight in front of your baby is setting a good example?

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:14, closed)
I'm 100%
alpha male. No harm in starting him early.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:15, closed)
To be fair, I just said I'd kick his baby in it's non existent cunt.
A punch in the face is the least I'd deserve. I doubt the baby will even notice. What with being to busy crying and being shit and pointless.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:17, closed)
BUt punching a baby is only likely to
increase the intensity of its screaming. It will definitely increase the intensiy of its faecal production.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 16:30, closed)
Tie it in a sack,
put it in the hold. Everyone is happy. Except the baby. But who gives a shit? It will be in the hold.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 2:47, closed)

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