You should
find a job nearer to the parking space.
(username failed moderation, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 8:25, 2 replies)

This^

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 8:39, closed)

^^^^made me lol..
where I work car parking is very limited, the arguments over who gets a space have frequently degenerated into abuse.
Just told the car park admin guys to use ^^^this answer, much lulz will hopefully ensue. .....
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:58, closed)

I might get a job as tge guy who sits there opening and closing the barrier.
I wonder if people tip him, I might start tipping him.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:20, closed)

Back when I used to drive into London..
I always used to make a point of being courteous to the old fellow acting as security & bought him a bottle of whisky at Christmas.
Never thought anything of it until the rail strikes. Always one place left when I arrived..

What goes around comes around!
(BeatsWork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:21, closed)

There was a guy by Bristol Zoo
He'd collect money from people parking. Didn't own the land or any rights to it or employed by someone who did, just would collect the money. Got away with it for years.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 8:05, closed)