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Onemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:00)
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it's not fair
No mis-sold pension, mortgage or loan protection. No whiplash injuries. Never been so much a touched by a priest, teacher or care worker. Never been damaged by a vaccine or been a victim of crime. Never tripped on some wood that shouldn't have been there while carrying a bucket of hot tar. No dodgy breast implants or bodged botox.

Not one fucking penny in compensation.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 22:14, 4 replies)
I'd quite like to sue
previous generations, for cocking everything up. Y'know: the economy, the environment, that sort of thing.

I'm pretty sure that my grandad didn't die fighting the forces of fascism*, just so I would have to wash out baked bean tins before throwing them away, into the correct bin.

Everything is shit**, and someone must be to blame.

*My grandad didn't die fighting the forces of fascism.
**Somethings are less convenient than they could be.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 8:14, closed)

Come over here and wear this wig. I'll call you Sue for and hour or two.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 8:24, closed)
I assumed you'd been strangled with your own umbilical cord.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:12, closed)

How could you tell?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:07, closed)

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