it's not fair
No mis-sold pension, mortgage or loan protection. No whiplash injuries. Never been so much a touched by a priest, teacher or care worker. Never been damaged by a vaccine or been a victim of crime. Never tripped on some wood that shouldn't have been there while carrying a bucket of hot tar. No dodgy breast implants or bodged botox.

Not one fucking penny in compensation.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 22:14, 4 replies)

I'd quite like to sue
previous generations, for cocking everything up. Y'know: the economy, the environment, that sort of thing.

I'm pretty sure that my grandad didn't die fighting the forces of fascism*, just so I would have to wash out baked bean tins before throwing them away, into the correct bin.

Everything is shit**, and someone must be to blame.

*My grandad didn't die fighting the forces of fascism.
**Somethings are less convenient than they could be.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 8:14, closed)

Come over here and wear this wig. I'll call you Sue for and hour or two.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 8:24, closed)

Oh.
I assumed you'd been strangled with your own umbilical cord.
(username failed moderation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:12, closed)

How could you tell?
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 19:07, closed)