People in London
who bitch about the tube and other public transport there.

Do you have any idea what public transport is like for the rest of the country? It's dreadful. If you live in a town you've got half a chance of getting a bus going near your work but if you live in a village then nothing, one bus a day if you're lucky.

So London, shut up.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 22:47, 14 replies)

Unless you live in a metropolitan county with its own public transport executive.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 22:49, closed)

Quite right too.
You'd only traipse grass and mud all over the tubes if you had them.
(username failed moderation, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:05, closed)

What's the point of rolling out public transport outside London?
There's nothing worth seeing there anyway
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:09, closed)

And god forbid we encourage those backwards provincial types to move around by making it easy for them anyway.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:15, closed)

I was down my Gentlemen's club just last Thursday when I was served my gin and tonic by a Geordie
A Geordie, I ask you, what is the world coming to?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:25, closed)

They have Geordies in Australia now?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:21, closed)

It's good to see Legless in gainful employment at least.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:09, closed)

What's a Geordie? Is it a colonial of some form?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:43, closed)

They don't speak the bloody Queen's, I'll tell you that

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:22, closed)

The rest of the country doesn't have public transport because it doesn't
have high enough tax revenue to build one.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:27, closed)

Eh, our public transport's fantastic.
Regards,
Edinburgh.


_{What the fuck do you mean, "trams"? STFU.}
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:31, closed)

This is true
Large cities have great transport too, but medium sized or small towns have no fucking hope.

However the way Londoners gripe and whine fucks me off.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 21:20, closed)

As someone who is London born and bred
The place can go bum itself.

Have a click.
( sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:27, closed)

Hear
fucking hear!
(dchurch bah, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:30, closed)