Well, I *am* a contractor, but I was referring to:
www.losethegame.com/
(BeatsWork, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:13, 2 replies)

Yeah, I stopped playing that 10 years ago.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:15, closed)

Only because you kept losing.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:19, closed)

Oh my God, thank you for the link.
I was so confused before you provided that, I thought 'The game? What game? There's a game? Why aren't I playing the game? I need to know the rules of the game. Am I missing the game?'

But the link made me realise it's just a twat's thing. Phew...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:16, closed)

The game is the name of the game and I wanna play the game with you.
The game is incredibly lame, but I've got nothing better to do.
So I wanna play the game with you.

HAHA YOU LOST THE GAME.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:19, closed)

It's properly fucking annoying isn't it?
Made doubly so by the fact that I know how irrational it is to get so irritated by pathetic, immature, moronic people with no imagination who think it's fun to play and yet I still do and hate myself for it...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:22, closed)

I may have lost the game to them but at least I'm winning at life.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:25, closed)

I'm losing at both, I fear.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:31, closed)