In the "so bad it's good" category, Hard Rock Zombies
It's got dwarves, '80s music video interludes, bizarre Pythonesque comedy sequences, inexplicable werewolves, a Yewtreetastic romance (accompanied by a song that goes "I'm so in love but you're so young"), a bassline that can raise the dead and, about halfway through, one of the characters turns out to have been Hitler in disguise all along, then becomes zombie Hitler.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:33, 23 replies)

I can't imagine how they managed to fund something like that
It's not even got an aeroplane or a minor actor lined up
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:42, closed)

Financed by the collection and re-sale of spilled engine oil.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:58, closed)

I'm not entirely convinced Hard Rock Zombies even had a budget as such

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 May 2015, 11:16, closed)

even less than the price of a cheap family saloon car that you somehow failed to raise?

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 28 May 2015, 11:23, closed)

Hey come on, we've all had failed crowdfunders! My attempt to get Monty the George the Hofmeister Bear suit failed to raise £30

( Peej, Thu 28 May 2015, 11:47, closed)

he's still crying over that

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 28 May 2015, 12:10, closed)

*yawn*

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 May 2015, 12:17, closed)

^ pertwee's reaction to the script

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 May 2015, 12:36, closed)

Doesn't being a pointless shitwit ever get boring for you?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 May 2015, 12:45, closed)

it's this positive attitude and gumption that has got you where you are today
absolutely fucking nowhere
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 28 May 2015, 14:39, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/flims/post2518277
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 May 2015, 14:51, closed)

I don't think I'll get bored of mocking your hilariously failed attempts at a film career for at least a week
probably two or three
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 28 May 2015, 14:53, closed)

I think you're being a bit generous to yourself there
A story like that from three years ago should keep a mind as small as yours entertained for at least three months
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:03, closed)

reckon three months is enough for you to raise a piddling tiny amount of cash from your friends and family?
or should we start drafting humiliating begging letters to the internet?
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:07, closed)

You can if you want - it would be a bit pointless, because it's not 2012 any more
besides, having already secured enough budget to buy more than 65 cheap family saloon cars, in three months we'll probably be out in the States, making a movie
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:34, closed)

how will you get there?
aeroplanes are impossibly expensive
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:50, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/flims/post2518277
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:51, closed)

^ getting a bit desperate for a reaction here ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:54, closed)

It's fine, if the failure of a kickstarter from three years ago keeps him this amused then I'm actually happy for him to carry on mocking it
I mean, it's not like anything of interest is ever going to happen in his own life or anything
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:57, closed)

aww man, that sounds INSANE
WANT
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 28 May 2015, 11:12, closed)

£5.99 on Amazon
(McChinaman banned, Thu 28 May 2015, 11:42, closed)

( Muns, Thu 28 May 2015, 12:53, closed)