Flirting with checkout girls is one of life's great little secret pleasures. Let's face it, it's a crap job which pays crap wages and 99.9% of the punters they deal with on a daily basis are arseholes who treat them like shit. To say nothing of what the majority of supermarket "managers" must be like.

A friendly smile, a joke, and a bit of harmless banter go a long way in such situations if you ask me. Especially if she's got nice tits.
(Roger_Irrelevant he's completely hatstand, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:51, 8 replies)

Absolutely this
a bit of charm and a smile goes a long way. Especially in a place where you're buying food. In a chippy, you'll get the bigger fish and extra chips for example
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:02, closed)

It's also
The only good thing about fucking shopping...
( snee held his breath since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:05, closed)

Hmmm.
"99.9% of the punters they deal with on a daily basis are arseholes who treat them like shit or lecherous older men who have no idea how fucking creepy they are."

Fixed that for ya.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 17:15, closed)

Oh please...
DO fuck off you humourless twat.
(Roger_Irrelevant he's completely hatstand, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 8:54, closed)

Presumably, the checkout girls are expected to deal with 'harmless banter' a little more elegantly than this.
Not very good at b3ta, are you?
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:13, closed)

From you, I shall take that as a compliment.
(Roger_Irrelevant he's completely hatstand, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:36, closed)

supermarket managers
the highest level of cunts!
(Clashrock is being stalked by his brother on, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:49, closed)

I do this!
It's how I met one of my best friends!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:32, closed)