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Do you flirt with check-out girls just for the heck of it? Are you a check-out girl and flirt with sad-looking middle-aged men for fun? Are you Vernon Kay? Tell us about flirting triumphs and disasters

Thanks to Che Grimsdale for the suggestion

(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 13:00)
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Not good at flirting
OK, I'm not good at flirting. As a matter of fact, having Asperger's and the social skills of a SuBo, I'm not good at people, full stop.

So, after an evening with college mates in a particularly lively pub in Farnborough, we spilled out into the car park rather the worse for wear.

John puts his arm around my shoulder and offers me the following observation: "You utter, utter, utter twat!"

"W... what?"

"Did you not see the way that bird was flirting with you?"

Nope, I was too busy with my pint and the tenth retelling of an amusing tale on how I had nearly wiped out the SAS single-handed, armed only with a spoon.

"Come on, you oaf, surely you *must* have noticed. We did."

"How so?"

"The way she sat on your lap, skirt up to her waist, pushing her tits in your face for a start."

"Oh, THAT? I thought there weren't enough seats."

How I lost my virginity, I shall never know.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:57, 6 replies)
Is this a true story
or a description of most of the people on QOTW?
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 17:01, closed)
What is it with people who hang about on QOTW hating the people who hang about on QOTW?
It's well weird.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 17:04, closed)
I don't hate them
I'm simply rehashing the old joke about people who hang around on QOTW having aspergers and being virgins and liars.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 17:08, closed)
I'm two of the three
...but this story is (sadly) true.

On the same evening, somebody ate a potted geranium. Including the pot. And the soil. But then, he had a student job taste-testing dog food. *boilk*

I only got together with Mrs Scaryduck because I trod on her foot and she stole my desk. It's been downhill from there.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 17:24, closed)
Now that's what I call romance.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 18:56, closed)
Your satire is showing.

(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 17:01, closed)
You utter, utter, utter twat!
is right... I was going to title my response with "I'm impossibly thick," but I think you win that.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 17:03, closed)
Made me chuckle, this did
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 17:12, closed)
been there done that, got pissed off at my mate for shagging the birds I ignored the come-ons of
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 22:44, closed)

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