An Amble Picnic


I submitted it to a book that was being made for a mates wedding.
Recipe:

The Amble Picnic.


The height of sophistication in Amble.

Ingredients.

Pie
Tin of pineapple rings
Sausage, deep fried.

Method.

Take your pie and shove the sausage into the middle of it so the sausage is poking skywards. Then, get someone who isn't from Amble, to open the tin of pineapples.
Note: If the chef is from Amble and attempts to open the tin themselves then make sure you have plenty of sticking plaster available.

Once you have the tin open, take out a single ring of pineapple and carefully place over the sausage.

Serve with 12 cans of wife-beater (men) or 2 bottles of Blue Nun (women).
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 7:07, 6 replies)

They've got big rings
those pineapples down Amble way.

Fuck, now I've got to search for my Pie Floater Recipe.
EDIT: The Basher - is that Fourex, Emu Export or Swan Draught?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 7:34, closed)

Stella Artois
beer of champions...
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:24, closed)

Bloody Pom!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:37, closed)

The sausage
is somewhat reminiscent of a penis.

This adds a comical air to the photo. It's rather jolly.
(username failed moderation, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:30, closed)

Oddly Enough
When I originally loaded that to photobucket it disappeared and I was informed that porn was not allowed. I had to complain bitterly that it was only a fucking sausage before they restored it...
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:38, closed)

Mixing sweet and savoury is like mixing radial and crossply.
Swap the pineapple ring for an onion ring and you might be on to a winner.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:10, closed)