if I could lay my hands on a whole string of garlic
this would be ruined right?

[/twat mode]
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:01, 3 replies)

What's the largest quantity of garlic you've ever shoved up your arse?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:12, closed)

sorry zero, nadda zitch
I've never shoved anything up my arse not even a 80's cartoon toy

next week on QOTW knitting patterns or someshit
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:51, closed)

I've got about thirty heads of garlic in the garden.
I question his qualifications as a recipe writer.

And as a functioning human adult.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:38, closed)

lets cook and force feed emvee
2 MASSIVE savoy cabbages
3 onions
30 heads of garlic
2 pints of oil
1 rasher of Bacon

to teach him a valuable lesson about quantity ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 12:50, closed)

We could.
But I think I prefer keeping him as an emotional cripple with playschool culinary skills and a ringofire level of internet neediness.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:07, closed)

Well I've got it growing in the garden
but I assume the majority of b3tans won't have. A full bulb's worth of cloves would probably suffice. Maybe two. I like garlic.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 12:57, closed)

Hahaha. Oh you are sweet.
If you were actually growing garlic rather than copying people you're pretending to ignore them you'd know that you won't harvest it for another few weeks this year owing to the weather and it will then need another month or so to cure. I hate people who abuse the word spastic but you really are a fucking spastic.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:11, closed)