PROTIP: brevity is the soul of wit.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:37, 1 reply)

What, like?
"tl;dr
lol"

'Cause I've gotta say - that little gem was so fucking funny I was doubled over. It's so good to an original piece of humorous writing on here for a change.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:40, closed)

PROTIP: the fact that something's original doesn't automatically make it good. Scouting For Girls's songs are original, but only because anyone with half a brain who'd previously thought of their gimmick had dismissed it as being artistically unworthy.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:42, closed)

PROTIP: Ringo is the soul of wit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:44, closed)

ringo is a witless owl?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:51, closed)

PROTIP: Leaving the subject line blank and prefacing the body of your posts with "PROTIP:" gives them a mildly rancid air of superiority and condescension.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:51, closed)

You keep telling yourself that -
it makes you look very clever.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:52, closed)

Comedy gold.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:53, closed)

There's another
hilarious gem.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:55, closed)

they're your best mates, they are
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 23:02, closed)

I couldn't give it a good listen - the kid's only just got up now
But yeah - they're shit. Better than Maroon5, worse than Owl City.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 23:28, closed)

But they're really original!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 29 Jun 2013, 0:00, closed)

So was Mein Kampf.
Your point is?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 29 Jun 2013, 0:19, closed)

Is it still answering last week's question?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:56, closed)

I must say I'm quite enjoying your increasingly frantic attempts to pretend to actually ignore the people you have on ignore.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 23:15, closed)