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( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 22:44, 1 reply)

Idunnap!

( JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 23:09, closed)

You've got no raising agents in your 'cake' recipe
that's probably why it looks like poo. You need to either beat your egg whites or add baking powder. Hth.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 29 Jun 2013, 9:05, closed)

Thanks but there isn't meant to be any
That would be a rookie mistake. Essentially they're brownies but in cupcakes, HTH :-)
( JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sat 29 Jun 2013, 9:48, closed)

Fair enough.
You confused me when you accidentally wrote "cake" when you meant to write "shitty yank toddler slops".
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 29 Jun 2013, 10:28, closed)

Here's a thought...
Try it first and then decide... :-)
( JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sat 29 Jun 2013, 10:32, closed)

That's a kind suggestion but I'm in my forties and know how to make real cakes.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 29 Jun 2013, 10:35, closed)

Well done, have a biscuit!
You're obviously a cake expert and connoisseur, I didn't realise that the lack of a raising agent would cause you so much trouble that you couldn't avoid commenting. You're in your forties? If you lost 10 stone, you could be back in your thirties! :-)
( JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sat 29 Jun 2013, 11:30, closed)

Why would I have a biscuit?
I just told you I know how to make cake.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 30 Jun 2013, 19:41, closed)