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Tell us / show us / send us the best thing you've ever cooked or had cooked for you. Even if it is a £10 burger.

Or knock yourself out and tell us knock-knock jokes. Just make them funny and about sheds

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 12:29)
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You still only have half a sandwich,
with 2 eggs crammed in. It'll probably slide apart.
If you're going to the trouble of frying the bread, you might as well just cook yourself a plate of food, and break out the eating irons.

POIDH.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 11:57, 1 reply)
Are you really this thick?
How do you manage to get out of bed in the morning without accidentally killing yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 1 Jul 2013, 12:00, closed)
Now now, ladies.
I'm sure we can resolve this with a friendly jelly wrestle.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 12:06, closed)
I ain't going to wrestle him The LOVELY Doc Ess.
I don't want to get bent spastic on me.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 1 Jul 2013, 12:24, closed)
I'm sorry.
I've reread it, and it just looks destined to collapse. Also, you'll get greasy fingers, which defeats the object of making a sandwich.

Edit: I see your edit. Perhaps the confusion was that the recipe for the perfect sandwich (singular) makes two sandwiches. I still don't like it, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 12:12, closed)
You are obviously some sort of denty-brained retard.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 1 Jul 2013, 12:15, closed)
If you like.
But you make crap sandwiches, so nyer.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 12:17, closed)
That, right there, is the statement of a denty-brained retard.
A denty-brained retard AND a foodwrong.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 1 Jul 2013, 12:20, closed)
Can I just mention how enormously aroused I am right now?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 12:30, closed)
Of COURSE you can The LOVELY Vaggy.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 1 Jul 2013, 12:33, closed)
I'm enormously aroused right now.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 12:36, closed)
PHWOAR!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 1 Jul 2013, 12:38, closed)

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