Ivor’s Sausage
Ivor had a sausage
It was past its sell-by date
Ivor had a sausage
Sizzling on his plate

Ivor had a sausage
It was made of bits of bull
Ivor had a sausage
Gristly, inedible

Ivor had a sausage
He bought it from a shop
Ivor had a sausage
Will he ever stop?

Ivor had a sausage
It was British through and through
Ivor had a sausage
But then so am I - aren’t YOU?

Ivor had a sausage
It looked like a horse’s cock
Ivor had a sausage
Old ladies it would shock

Ivor had a sausage
I bet you want one too
Ivor had a sausage
Clog your arteries like glue

Ivor had a sausage
It was swimming in grease
Ivor had a sausage
How it longed for release

Ivor had a sausage
He drowned it in brown sauce
Ivor had a sausage
It’s the only way of course

Ivor had a sausage
It was greasy, vile and brown
Ivor had a sausage
AND HE GOBBLED IT DOWN
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 19:33, 2 replies)

0/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 19:58, closed)

Generous.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 20:06, closed)