There was a young barmaid from Sale
On her breasts were the prices of ale.
And on her behind,
for the sake of the blind,
was the same information in braille.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 19:46, 7 replies)

this to win
xxx ♡♥♡♥
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 19:48, closed)

A charming young breed are the Dovestons
Both ladies and gentlemen loves'em.
They are dapper and rich
And the size of their dicks
Has never been called less than awesome.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 19:52, closed)

Shambolic you tedious fart
I suppose that you think this is smart
There's nothing sublime
About forming quick rhymes
Just to belittle these internet tarts.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 19:54, closed)

There was a young fellow called Two Hats.
Whose penis was fit with a screw cap
When he started to cum
He would shout for his mum
Or his junk would be sent up his poo tract.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 19:48, closed)

there once was a doc called shambolic
he'd browse forums and drink gin & tonic
he'd often start to type
what he thought were wittier slights
but his posts were somewhat mnemonic
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 19:59, closed)

The easiest way to remember
The name of a messageboard member
Is to scribble their nomen
On their bulbous abdomen
And force them to wobble with temper
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 20:05, closed)

eggsellent

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 21:07, closed)