Dog Food Dip.
I hosted a rather large party at my house, years ago. Everyone was blind pissed.

Some strange bloke went through all the kitchen cupboards, fried up a big panful of tinned dog food and wandered around the house offering it to all and sundry as a dip. He even had big bag of corn chips to scrape off the last few morsels.

It smelled ok, to the average pissed person. Aftertaste was a bit wrong. No-one was any the wiser until the vomiting started.
( Ken Oath, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:55, 8 replies)

You don't even own a dog.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:32, closed)

Do so! I got six of 'em. I just, um, lent them all out right now.
( Ken Oath, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:40, closed)

Frying is where he went wrong, you're supposed to eat it raw.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:38, closed)

Straight from the tin.
( Ken Oath, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:41, closed)

It's a bitch trying to find crockery printed with 'Rover'.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 17:00, closed)

My dog loves dog food, so I don't know what your mates are complaining about.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 17:00, closed)

alright Oathsy you fearsome troll?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 17:10, closed)

Orright.
( Ken Oath, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 22:26, closed)