Yum!Tell us / show us / send us the best thing you've ever cooked or had cooked for you. Even if it is a £10 burger.
Or knock yourself out and tell us knock-knock jokes. Just make them funny and about sheds
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 12:29)
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Chicken TonightI feel like chicken tonight
But the chicken’s too tight
So I’ll go for a goose
‘Cos a goose is more loose
Or perhaps get it on
With a sexy young swan
Or a turkey I’ll throttle
And frottle its wattle
Or maybe a duck
‘Cos a duck... now I'm stuck
for a rhyme, can anybody help?
(, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 19:32, 2 replies)
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