
Tell us / show us / send us the best thing you've ever cooked or had cooked for you. Even if it is a £10 burger.
Or knock yourself out and tell us knock-knock jokes. Just make them funny and about sheds
( , Thu 27 Jun 2013, 12:29)
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Asks for a Martinum.
The barman says 'Don't you mean a Martini?'
Roman replies 'If I wanted a double, I'd have asked for one you cunt!' and then runs him through with a spear.
( , Wed 3 Jul 2013, 10:23, 5 replies)

And the hastae were obsolete very early in Roman times and replaced by gladii. I don't think you're a Roman at all.
( , Wed 3 Jul 2013, 10:47, closed)
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