Yum!Tell us / show us / send us the best thing you've ever cooked or had cooked for you. Even if it is a £10 burger.
Or knock yourself out and tell us knock-knock jokes. Just make them funny and about sheds
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 12:29)
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CrispsCrunch.. crunch...
Dropped one on the floor
Never mind. Plenty more!
Crunch... crunch...
Greasy fingertips
Salty, tingly, licky lips
Crunch... crunch...
Walkers are great
Millions of packets have I ate
Crunch... crunch...
Never clean my teeth so I
Can taste them all the time
Crunch... slobber...
Dribbled on the keyboard!
Never mind, no-one saw
Crunch... crunch...
Almost scoffed the lot
So better eat that one I dropped
Crunch! Crunch!
Crisp crumbs everywhere!
On my desk and in my hair!
But CRUNCH! CRUNCH!
I don’t care! I feel bliss
COS I LOVE CRISPS!
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 12:05, Reply)
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