protein fix
Many years ago, I worked at a large amusement park in Surrey that the late HRH Diana used to frequent (she loved that log flume).

Whilst working in one of the many burger bars, a large, rude chav returned her burger to the counter, claiming it was cold. Rather than politely asking for it to be heated up, she shouted and spat, demanding a new one 'instead of this old shit'.

The supervisor, who was only aged about 17, took it from her, went into the store cupboard, cracked one off onto her burger, then placed it under the grill to warm through. After slapping another bit on cheese and mayo on it, he gave it back and laughed heartly as the fat cow scoffed the lot.

We also used to drop flies and spiders into the veggie burger frier.

I now only eat food I've prepared myself.
(avonlady, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 12:41, 5 replies)

this:
"We also used to drop flies and spiders into the veggie burger frier"

is the lowest of the low.

I knew this QOTW would bring out the tards. I am losing the will to live.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 13:10, closed)

^
Amen to that sister.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 13:37, closed)

How would you actually crack one of into a burger?
I just don't believe it whenever I read this. It is remarkably difficult to masturbate onto a burger. I think the pressure would get to you, and it would be impossible. Besides, a truly cuntish thing to attempt.
(Jeremy Paxmans Itchy Gusset, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 13:43, closed)

Yeah
Burgers are the least sexy of all the foods.
(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 14:40, closed)

[citation needed]

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:36, closed)