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This is a question Food sabotage

Some arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...

How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
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Am I the only one...
...who finds it perfectly acceptable to unwrap lollipops and shove them up my arse, before re-wrapping and handing them out to twunts during "trick or treat"?
(minimalist ..., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 13:28, 9 replies)
by twunts
do you mean "children"? If so, then probably yes.
(I helped save b3ta! I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 13:35, closed)
^this
Also, yes.

Also, cunt.
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 13:39, closed)
I'd say
on balance that yes, it's most likely to be just you.


Words fail me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 13:40, closed)
You mean you like to endanger the lives
of innocent children?

Well done!
(Youlotfeckingsuck, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 14:05, closed)
Fuck me
Does noone have a sense of humour round here?
To elaborate: How many of you think that people actually do these things?
I think the idea is quite amusing, but seriously doubt you ever do it.
For Christ's sake... lighten up and laugh, people!
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 14:40, closed)
Yes
If the courts are anything to go by..
(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 14:19, closed)
Haa haa haa
Clicks like a mong with epilepsy
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 14:28, closed)
I didn't expect this kind of response from b3tans...
...but perhaps I've misjudged the tone of the site, maybe things have changed around here?
I feel the need to clarify things; spell out what I had assumed could go unsaid:

On no account should one try this...
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.
.
... with toffee-apples.
(minimalist ..., Sat 20 Sep 2008, 17:45, closed)
thats better
you're still not getting a click though
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 23:40, closed)

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