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Some arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...

How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?

(, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
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Bread sauce?
Work Christmas dinner, about three years ago. They used to hold it in a local hotel, and although the canteen-style serving was perhaps not the classiest, everything was cooked to perfection (plus you could leave out the bits you didn't like, and have more of the bits you did).

They always had beef, turkey or a veggie option - personally I don't think it would be Christmas dinner without turkey, so the beef wasn't an option.

Now when I was a young 'un, we always had bread sauce with Christmas dinner - a lot of people have never heard of this, but look it up and try it - it's basically milk, flavoured with an onion, bay, cloves and pepper, thickened with breadcrumbs.

Imagine my delight then, when I spotted a huge pan of bread sauce. Grabbing the ladle, I poured the stuff all over my plate, making sure every bit of dinner was soaked in clovey bready goodness.

Yup, it was horseradish - I sabotaged my own Christmas dinner.
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 23:49, 5 replies)
It's your own fault!
This was the food getting you back for destroying it with the slimy evilness that is bread sauce for so many years.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 0:12, closed)
(, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 7:08, closed)
bread sauce is lovely
but not if you smother it over everything, that's just a waste of dinner

my mate did a similar thing with horseradish at a meal we were at. he thought it was bread sauce and shovelled a massive spoonful into his mouth.

I almost wet myself laughing
(, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 8:40, closed)
A ladle in a huge pan of horseradish sauce! Who sabotaged who first? Evil prank, that one.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 8:54, closed)
horseradish is amazing!
probably improved the meal
(, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 16:40, closed)

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