knob cheese v religion
I work in radio and when i started, i was an employed working cliche. Yes, I was the early morning dog's body who pushed buttons and made the tea.

One particular Sunday morning the religious producer, who we called "Womble", on account of her being a big fat bitch, told me "I'd never make it in this business" and "I should buck my ideas up and never turn up with a (only slight) hangover again".

The only reason she vented her spleen in my direction was because the cunt-faced-christian had fucked up pushing the buttons SHE was in charge of... my fault clearly! Being a nice kind of chap, and too junior and timid to fight my corner, i offered to make some tea to appease the aged fucker.

Now because I'd been on the shandy the night before I was up late, therefore didn't bother to have a shower when I got up at 5am. This meant that certain areas of my body had made a speical type of home made knob produce. As I was pouring the water into the cups I began to want my own sweet (or salty in this case) revenge.

I vividly remember thinking "the bitch will eat my cheese".. So I grabbed the spoon for her cup, whipped out the old fella, scooped up an extra portion of smegma and gleefully stired it in with her sweetex. I sat in the production area outside of the studio and watched her gulp the whole lot down. That was a good day.

I still work in radio and she doesn't. win.
(gingerwizard, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 17:28, 9 replies)

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Thats a lot of Organzola...
(wrigglesworth, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 18:45, closed)

^this
is amazing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 20:19, closed)

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I feel ill :(
(suicidalducky has too much time on his hands, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 19:33, closed)

me too
I know I'm a girl and all- but that doesn't happen to MrKitty overnight. Exactly how long had it been since you'd really showered?
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 3:06, closed)

man mozzarella..
penis parmisan, cock camenbere, weener wendslydale..Hmm, I´m sure there were many more me and my friend Jack dremt up one pissed up and bored student night but then again..we were steaming and is was a while ago now but..any more for any more??
(misshotlips, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 4:48, closed)

Helmetdale...Bell End Cheddar, Cumembert?


Any other offers?
(wobbegong69 has been soaring................, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 7:46, closed)

lol
Helmetdale = win
(AndyC4m Eject Eject [><], Thu 25 Sep 2008, 9:25, closed)

Cockage cheese
dairypeen, mini baby bellend, willidelphia.
(GirlOfTheWorld, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 10:03, closed)

Oh now that's nice....
Willidelphia!

*clicks*
(zebby wasting irony here on, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 13:35, closed)