Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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One of your five a dayI tried to have sex with a cabbage once. She nearly fell out of her wheel chair.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:25, 6 replies)
Shirleya whole cabbage is more than one of your five a day.
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Lol'd when I read this...so much i clicked 'I like this' for the post above.
BOLLOCKS!
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HahahahaOh my god, yes!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:33,
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burst out laughingSo much so Ive just had to tell my boss why, she laughed out loud too, we work in A+E!!!
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the state of the NHSshouldn't you be spending less time reading b3ta and more time treating people with food sex injuries that you can then tell us about when you get home!!!
perhaps you should have a PC in the A+E waiting room for patients to tell us about their various mishaps.
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And just remember...When leaving for your date with said cabbage, it's best not to use the phrase "Let's roll..."
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TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:53,
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