Some advice from Russell Howard:
Using food as a prop during sex = good.
Smothering yourself in Rolo yoghurt = bad. You'll look like some kind of yoghurt goblin.

Wise words, I feel.

(Short version because I'm work work, can't remember the whole thing and wanted to get it in before someone else did. Vid link when I get home if I can find it :D)

Edit: dammit, can't find the damn clip on YouTube.
(TuftyBee should have been working on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:04, 6 replies)

Vid Link?
Jeeves! Fetch my comfortable trousers!
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:07, closed)

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Video of the stand-up bit, not of a demonstration. Filthy-minded...
(TuftyBee should have been working on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:57, closed)

Damn!
Ah well. Jeeves! Warm up the melon.
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:13, closed)

I can't remember the details
But there was definitely a dog involved at one point.
(Pope Jamiroquai III, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 1:36, closed)

Here's what you're after
The relevant bit starts at around 6:20 :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-weFBV7YmHA
(iNsAn1tY has been listening to metal all day, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:55, closed)

Oooh excellent
Thanks very much! :D
(TuftyBee should have been working on, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 11:24, closed)