Honest..
...my best friend was having some sexytiem with her then boyfriend and they decided to spice things up a bit. Since there were no carrots in the house her boyfriend decided the next best thing would be a potato*.

Cue twenty minutes of panicky attempts at extraction. He went after it with two forks in the end.

* No, I don't see what erotic appeal a spud in the mimsy holds either.
(surlygirl spanked your monkey on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:17, 9 replies)

Sounds a bit
half-baked.
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:29, closed)

He's had
his chips.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:37, closed)

Not the sort of thing you'd do sober.
They must have been mashed!
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:39, closed)

must have
wedged it in
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 17:21, closed)

You lot do waffle on
*gets jacket*
(Sloppy Giuseppe, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 18:00, closed)

us oirish

go fuckin wild for potato sex... lot you can do with two (give or take) willing people (or mammals of your choice, willingness being the primary requirement)..

The girl should be thankful that the man wasn't a tropical islander... if you're into your freaky fruit and veg insertions nothing separates the girls from the women like a pineapple...
(The Cats Twat, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:42, closed)

He went after it with two forks in the end
Clicks for that making me giggle a lot
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 18:45, closed)

A potato?!
I mean...I know that what can come out can go up, and a vagina can stretch enough to let a baby out...but a potato?! It was either very small or she has a fanny like a tuba...
(berk, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 11:34, closed)

um
maybe you should peruse teh internets more frequently. Some freaks put fists & feet and indeed many other things up there....potatoes should pose no problem.

Though, having said that I'm not going to try it.
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 4:28, closed)