Food sex
Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
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( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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...do genital warts just sort of...pop out then?
What? I'm just asking.
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:22, 1 reply)
...do genital warts just sort of...pop out then?
What? I'm just asking.
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:22, 1 reply)
This is a valid question
Surely they can't just come off like that!
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:31, closed)
Surely they can't just come off like that!
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:31, closed)
also,
if you were to inadvertently eat a genital wart, why would it give you a rash? surely it would give you a wart?
i mean, i'm no sexual health expert, but it does smell a bit like lies in here...
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:33, closed)
if you were to inadvertently eat a genital wart, why would it give you a rash? surely it would give you a wart?
i mean, i'm no sexual health expert, but it does smell a bit like lies in here...
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:33, closed)
It's not a lie from my point of view
However the person who it happened to, who really wasn't me. Had a rash on half his face and this was the story he gave. I tended to believe him cause I'm a foolish trusting sort but also I don't know why he would make that up rather than something normal. Though he's not nearly a close friend so he could just be a decieving perverted man. That's actually more likely now I think about it.
I thought I'd finally found a qotw I had a decent answer for. :( My life must be dismally boring, i'm going to buy some porridge mix and a watermellon, ask my girlfriend over and see if I can get a better story tommorow.
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:52, closed)
However the person who it happened to, who really wasn't me. Had a rash on half his face and this was the story he gave. I tended to believe him cause I'm a foolish trusting sort but also I don't know why he would make that up rather than something normal. Though he's not nearly a close friend so he could just be a decieving perverted man. That's actually more likely now I think about it.
I thought I'd finally found a qotw I had a decent answer for. :( My life must be dismally boring, i'm going to buy some porridge mix and a watermellon, ask my girlfriend over and see if I can get a better story tommorow.
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:52, closed)
Your QOTW answer got more replies than any other so far, so boring it aint.
Please include photos of the porridge/watermelon/girlfriend/sexytiems tetralogy :-)
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 17:12, closed)
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