Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Used to work in a butchers shopUsed to work in a butchers shop
Got a job there when I was sixteen, as an apprentice.
Got sacked 6 months later though for sticking my cock inbetween thick, bloody slices of steak and riding it riding it riding it hard until I came, my tartar love-sauce flying all over the counter. I got sacked because some of it went in an old ladies eye.
She cried a bit.
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Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:18,
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Pictures...or it didn't happen
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