Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Slightly relevantRead this story a few years ago, in FHM in the 'true stories' section.
Girl gets thrush. Girl is advised to apply yoghurt to her ladybits by a friend. Girl applies yoghurt to said ladybits, is pleased with the results. Remainder of the yoghurt is put back in the fridge for further application later.
Girl returns the following day to find yoghurt is gone. Her housemate, who had a habit of being a bit cheeky with regards to eating her housemates' food, had clearly got her comeuppance.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 11:16, 3 replies)
Butit's not like any of the yoghurt left in the tub has actually been in contact with said thrush is it?
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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 7 Aug 2009, 12:50,
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ExactlyIt's not like you stop eating fruit and veg just because a certain percentage of the other fruit and veg in the supermarket ends up inserted up somebody's bottom
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zozamaroo, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 19:41,
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My story about yoghurt is much betterwww.b3ta.com/questions/foodsex/post497064
(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:16, closed)
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