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Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.

(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)

(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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There was this guy...
He was in A&E having a bottle of ketchup removed from his anus. His explanation was this: "I was making a sandwich and I had put the bottle on the floor while I had to get something from the top of the cupboard. While I was on the counter reaching up, I sneezed and my trousers fell down, I slid off the counter and landed on the bottle which went right up my arse." He was unable to explain why there was a condom over the bottle.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 11:49, 5 replies)
do people not bother reading the previous answers?
this is at least the 3rd example of this
(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 11:50, closed)
There'll be many more
(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 11:50, closed)
Jesus Christ
That story was old when Ricky Gervais decided it was worth telling in his first stand up show.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 12:13, closed)
I heard it on So Graham Norton about 10 years ago
(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 12:54, closed)
Think that's bad?
What about the old guy who got a live ammunition shell stuck up his arse when poking his hemarroids back in... the bomb squad had to defuse it while it was still halfway up there.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 23:21, closed)

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