Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Not quite 'Food', and not quite 'Sex'...but I've noticed quite a few stories seem to involve one's private parts and chilli, and I think I can go one better.
My girlfriend ran me a bath the other day. A nice, relaxing bath. You know those menthol crystals that you put in the sink while you're having a bath, to clear your throat? Well, she decided to put them in the bathwater instead. A whole tub.
It was worse than any chilli to dick interface I've ever had. My balls were stinging for about 3 hours, and then they went completely and utterly numb.
Lovely.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:18, 1 reply)
Are you sure they were menthol crystals...... And not "home made" ones using urinal cubes ground up with Hall's Menthalyptus? ;-)
(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 17:47, closed)
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