Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Circus freak....My ex once told me tales about a lovely *ahem* young lady *ahem* who did a turn at his best mate's stag.
Her turn basically involved shoving unfeasibly large stuff up her mimsy, for the amusement of the assembled throng.
Among the food stuffs that disappeared up her spam purse were apparently a whole can of coke, an orange (that shot back out like a cannonball) and a marrow.
The piece de resistance was a clingfilm-wrapped bloke's arm. Clingfilm is nearly a food item, yes?
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Sallyrsm, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 8:42,
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Can I haveher number please?
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But would you want to shag her after that?If you can fit an arm up there it must be like a wizard's sleeve.
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 9 Aug 2009, 13:11,
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Or a man's sleeve at the very least(
TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:51,
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May I be the first to say:POIDH.
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