Gunge?
Someone's probably posted about it already, but there's a whole class of people into this. It's called Wet And Messy (WAM) fetishism

WAM (wikipedia)

The common misconception is that it involves bodily fluids - it doesn't. They'd not be involved in any way.

It's more mainstream than you think too - think about mud wrestling or oil wrestling? That would definitely come under WAM. Someone who's into it finds it fun or arousing to get messy. Scenes usually involve custard pies, buckets of gunge, porridge, spray cream, syrup, mud, oatmeal, all kinds of fun stuff.

Now, back when I was a younger Cal, I was adventurous and always up for new things. It's how I discovered that BDSM rocks - I tried it once and liked it and my interest went from there. I discovered that I liked girls as well as guys - I tried it and liked it. And out of curiosity, I tried a scene with someone who was into WAM. It involved some slime, some custard pies, and some syrup. And it too got added to the long list of things I like.

It's quite probably one of the most 'innocent' kinks around. Yes, it can end with very messy naked people rutting like crazed weasels in a pool of slime. Think about it - you're both very very slippery and every touch is completely different. I've had a couple of sessions that have ended up this way myself.

But it can also just be a bit of completely platonic fun. Good clean fun, if you'll pardon the pun. One of the most enjoyable events I have ever attended in my life was best described as an organised food fight. You turned up, wearing clothes that you knew you weren't taking home with you. Custard pies were made up. Tins of beans and rice pudding were opened. Endless buckets of brightly coloured porridge, oatmeal, cornflour slime and natrasol (the stuff they use on TV) were mixed up. And then everyone just went for it in a big way, trying to mess everyone else up. Within about a minute of the signal to start, I was a complete mess - my face had been pied twice, I'd had an entire bucket of green slime poured over my head and some evil person had put syrup down the back of my shirt. And I could not stop grinning, nor could anyone else, the sheer silliness and childish fun of it just made me laugh. I couldn't help it. It's incredibly satisfying, taking a clean face... and then splatting it with a sloppy custard pie. And receiving the same in return.

Someone showed me a picture taken at the event a few days later. I know I was in it, because I remember roughly where I was standing at the time. But everyone was so utterly messed up... I couldn't actually tell which one was me.

It's harmless. It's silly. It's unusual, and it can run the whole range from pure hardcore fucking to just a good laugh.

Try it. You might like it.
(calamarain just invented dehydrated water, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:12, 12 replies)

That just rocks my shit up
Beans?...beans??????
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:24, closed)

Orange
They add a nice bit of colour :P
(calamarain just invented dehydrated water, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 0:39, closed)

I don't care.
But if I see you in my daughter's sandpit with a squeezy bottle of mayonnaise I WILL call the police.
(St Sepulchre's Belle tolled for thee on, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 4:25, closed)

Correction
Oh please. Mayonnaise in a sandpit? How vile.

Everyone knows it's salad cream (Marks and Spencers own brand of course) in a gravel pit.
(calamarain just invented dehydrated water, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 11:56, closed)

Sounds brilliant!
Plus you get a click purely for "very messy naked people rutting like crazed weasels". I nearly inhaled tea I laughed so hard!
(Lucoire tutted and shook her head in disbelief on, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 7:38, closed)

Heinz
Have you heard about Heinz? Stephen Fry knew a chap in uni...

He got the nickname after being found pleasuring himself using a can of beans...
(Miquaight Pew pew laser bears, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 11:01, closed)

You get a click!
But I'd never do it myself. It would not go well with my clean-freak OCD thing ;)
( Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:46, closed)

Oh absolutely.
A friend of mine used to make some vids for this "specialist" market, and I was in a couple of them. Was all totally non-sexual and fully-clothed, but there was something slightly surreal about being sat in his back bedroom with a couple of other guys chucking buckets of stuff over each other.

He gave me some of the powder they use to make the gunge stuff to take home with me, but on the way back that evening we decided to pop into a local bar, where they do bag searches on entry. It was at this point I realised that going in carrying a plastic bag full of a suspicious-looking white powder might not end well. I stuffed it at the bottom of my bag and thankfully they didn't notice it. It'd have taken a hell of an amount of explaining otherwise.
(moogal has eggs, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:44, closed)

Powder
Yeah, that's the 'natrasol' I was referring to. It's a methylcellulose food thickener. I think they originally chose it as gunge because it looked right but was also edible if some accidentally got in the mouth.
(calamarain just invented dehydrated water, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:41, closed)

*click*
I really, really, like the sound of this... But thinking about it, I grew up watching Tiswas...

www.tiswasonline.com/ SFW, it was a kids tv show at the time...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:00, closed)

Have a click for explaining it....
....I've 'been a fan' for years. Personally I blame Noels House Party and Fun House. Still, it is innocent and crucially, fun.

My mate runs this website, which pretty much covers all the bases, his custard expenditure is high to say the least. He makes a good living off it though, it's a huge scene apparently.

www.gungegirls.com
( The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:35, closed)

Size
Yeah, the number of guys and girls who're into it is quite astounding. Even if they don't like the idea of getting messy themselves a lot of people will quite happily watch others get slimed.
(calamarain just invented dehydrated water, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:03, closed)