Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Just A SuggestionSo we can get some interesting stories may I point out the alcohol is a food? Indeed, people like me believe that alcohol is in fact the 5th food group.
So now can we have some stories involving alcohol and sex?Technically, it'll still be in the spirit (if you'll forgive the pun) of this QOTW.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 12:52,
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Tales of alcohol and sex...?You mean people sometimes have sex without alcohol...?
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more of a tip reallytrying to bang the cadaver of a recently deceased bag lady?
bit crusty down there?
then slosh some Baileys on!
wont make the dead tramp clopper any more workable but will definitely improve the Baileys
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:27,
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