Just remembered this one
With all the urban legends popping up this week, thought i'd chuck this one in. As it's Monday and I'm lazy, have a link.

www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/lobster.asp

it's the one about Lobster wanking. It's true, it happened to my mate's mum's best friend's daughter.

EDIT: Lobster counts as food right? Even though it's technically not that easy to eat when it's alive...
(Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:05, 7 replies)

Lobster is not that hard to eat when he is alive
Sashimi lobster in Shanghai proved this to me, although it was a bit mean picking the meat out of his back while he looked at you with those sad beady eyes and wiggled his antlers around. Taste was much to write home about either.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:45, closed)

oof.
much as i love the taste of animals, i don't think i could bring myself to do that.
(Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:17, closed)

I Love SNOPES
My sister sends me every single urban myth email going I fire off the relevnt SNOPES page

Pisses her off no end ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:58, closed)

we get morons sending company-wide emails (talking about 800 people in the UK)
about stupid "scary" things from the internet and it is with great delight that I send off a snopes link debunking whatever it is they sent round.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:12, closed)

i should imagine a live lobster is easier to eat
than a live cow..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 10:59, closed)

Brilliant mental image
Me, a knife, a fork, a cow, a field. Accompanied by the Benny Hill theme.

*noms cow in madcap style*
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:54, closed)

Great Googly-Moogly!!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:42, closed)