Strawberries
My girlfriend decided to be a little kinky last night and put on some sexy underwear. She asked me to bring up some strawberries so I did and was greeted by my mistress with some tape with which she decided to use to tie me to the bed with. All was going great until she spilled the strawberries everywhere and having my hands tied to the bed I couldn't keep it up by myself. My clothes on the floor got very wet from the strawberries.
(madstanners, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:41, 8 replies)

less grammer pleese

( fudboy high ideals and crazy dreams, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 13:15, closed)

If you're going to be picky about grammar, learn to spell.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 13:23, closed)

Psst
I think, and don't quote me on this, but I think he misspelled that deliberately.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:05, closed)

Doesn't make him funny though.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:07, closed)

Did I say that it did?
No. You called him out for bad spelling and grammar, and all I did was indicate that he might have intentionally used bad spelling and grammar to make a point about the OP.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:38, closed)

I didn't say you did?
Why does this feel like a fight, online??
Is the part where I'm meant to get out my Honda Accord?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 7:42, closed)

*Honder Accord

(TheColonel, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:27, closed)

Noun.
Person, place or thing.
Honda*, a Japanese car company.

Since the Japanese do not, I believe, have words ending in 'er', but in 'a', the spelling is entirely correct*. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:18, closed)