On the bus through one of the less salubrious areas of London, 2 boys of about 12-13 got on.
Immediately their loud conversation turned to boasts of their sexual conquests.

A couple of minutes in, the one who looked like a chain smoking foetus produced his trump card in their game of 'then I put it up 'er' one-upmanship stating that his girlfriend had 'sworn on her mum's life that she'd let him have food sex with her'.

As the other chatter on the bus dwindled into a disgusted but interested silence he graphically explained what he would spread on her and where... as I got off at my stop him and his friend were discussing the relative merits of crunchy vs smooth peanut butter in terms of tastiness and added friction.

Seriously... you know it's a rough area when a 13 year old needs crunchy peanut butter to feel the sides of his pre-pubescent girlfriend's clunge.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:12, 3 replies)

I heard Az has to roll boulders down into your monsterous foofoo just to give him the friction he likes

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:21, closed)

I heard from the lady scarecrow you last violated that she had to stuff 3 hay bales down your jap just so she could expand your girth to the point that she didn't have to ask 'is it in yet?'

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:25, closed)

I came 12 Shreaded Wheats
still going to the Bash? I think most people are still going from the sounds of it...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:46, closed)