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Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.

(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)

(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Believe I forgot about this for the majority of the week.

Having unusually spent 5 minutes poking around the missus with the ham cannon, I had ‘arrived’, peeled off the contraceptive, and disposed of. Missus may or may not have taken a soft fwap to the face with it.

Besides the point – I’d disposed of. There’s never anywhere decent to put a used jonnie is there? A coke can was used this time.

Later, missus has gone home, I’m having a nice lonesome smoke, and I feel a bit parched. Hmm, what’s this? Some coke, left in the can! Yayyy!

(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:58, 7 replies)
I once found a coke can in my spare room
Which isn't used very often at all, the can felt unusually heavy so i emptied it out into the sink. The used condom that came out was the smelliest most disgusting thing I have ever seen, lord knows how long it had been in there :/
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:47, closed)
There’s never anywhere decent to put a used jonnie is there?
No, no there is not.

I try to have some suitably placed piece of bog roll for such an occasion, but its still a bit dodgy :(
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 1:23, closed)
is too risky for my liking, what with the odds of spunky spillage soaking through and leaving a stain and a powerful odour.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 8:10, closed)
Wrap it in a wet wipe
They're stronger.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 8:43, closed)
*stored away for later use...
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:48, closed)
I wrap it in toilet paper and put it in the bedroom bin
then have to swiftly empty the bin the next morning because it smells horrible.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:26, closed)
I NEVER drink out of cans left lying around-my brother chews tobacco and spits in whatever's handy. Puke
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:43, closed)

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