Can't
Believe I forgot about this for the majority of the week.

Having unusually spent 5 minutes poking around the missus with the ham cannon, I had ‘arrived’, peeled off the contraceptive, and disposed of. Missus may or may not have taken a soft fwap to the face with it.

Besides the point – I’d disposed of. There’s never anywhere decent to put a used jonnie is there? A coke can was used this time.

Later, missus has gone home, I’m having a nice lonesome smoke, and I feel a bit parched. Hmm, what’s this? Some coke, left in the can! Yayyy!


Nooooo…
( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:58, 7 replies)

I once found a coke can in my spare room
Which isn't used very often at all, the can felt unusually heavy so i emptied it out into the sink. The used condom that came out was the smelliest most disgusting thing I have ever seen, lord knows how long it had been in there :/
(AyeMe, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:47, closed)

There’s never anywhere decent to put a used jonnie is there?
No, no there is not.

I try to have some suitably placed piece of bog roll for such an occasion, but its still a bit dodgy :(
(Fleximus Rex briefly gave up lurking on, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 1:23, closed)

This
is too risky for my liking, what with the odds of spunky spillage soaking through and leaving a stain and a powerful odour.
( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 8:10, closed)

Wrap it in a wet wipe
They're stronger.
(AyeMe, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 8:43, closed)

this^^
*stored away for later use...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:48, closed)

I wrap it in toilet paper and put it in the bedroom bin
then have to swiftly empty the bin the next morning because it smells horrible.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:26, closed)

Ick
I NEVER drink out of cans left lying around-my brother chews tobacco and spits in whatever's handy. Puke
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:43, closed)