I've been told
that if you pop a chocolate button between your partner's buttocks when they are asleep, when they wake up they will think they've shat themselves.

This is only sexual if you are German though.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:25, 4 replies)

Germans and scat
Is this just a stereotype?
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:23, closed)

Personally
I have seen enough shit and chocolate in my life that I am confident in being able to tell the two apart by sight alone. At least, I can tell my own from chocolate.

I suppose I could be tricked into thinking that someone else had shat in my pants. That would be even more disturbing.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:39, closed)

^^ This
...However, that's not going to stop me trying it this weekend :D
(Fleximus Rex briefly gave up lurking on, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 1:20, closed)

Mars Bar anyone
Best thing to do is to slip a Mars Bars down the gap at the back of a sleeping drunken friends jeans.

The combination of melted chocolete and caramel glued to their arse cheeks the next morning is very amusing to watch them try to explain.
(mabazaritchie ...Its not rape if she cums first..., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 8:47, closed)