Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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I should have known...As I used to laugh my tits off when it happened to Alan Partidge, but chocolate sauce is NOT a sexy thing to have poured all over yourself and licked off. You will end up very sticky and all your body hair will get stuck together!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:09, 4 replies)
MOUSSE!CHOCOLATE MOUSSE!
Bloody amateur Partridge fans...
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Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:09,
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Has exactly the same effect though"errrr, you missed a bit!"
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:48, closed)
It's like some sort of DIRTY protest!(
Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:33,
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This here^^^Looks ever so H blockish, which is why I don't do Nutella etc any more..
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:18, closed)
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