The curious incident of the dog in the night time
Not strictly on topic but close enough....

Many moons ago when I was a teenager, my friends and I had a party or two during the summer hols and these, more often than not, involved a large amount of alcohol and japery.

Now we had a friend, lets call him Steve, whose 'party trick' was tapping you on the shoulder and showing you his penis, often turgid. As you can imagine this joke got pretty old pretty quickly so we hatched a cunning plan to exact our revenge...

One morning after the night before, Steve groggily wakes up on the sofa with his one-eyed-spitting-cobra being chewed on by his dog. The thing was in tatters and all we were doing was standing round him and laughing. That split second before he realised that we'd stuck a sausage in his fly and set the dog on him is one that will stay with me to my death bed.

He still shows us his penis though.

Cheers
(henry's cat is yellow on, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 13:44, Reply)