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Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.

(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)

(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Frankly, I cant ba arsed going into details but I used squirty cream with my girlfriend once. I had a shower afterwards. I had a shower the next day.

But at work the next day, I couldn't help smell a smell around the office (you know where this is going don't you?). At about 11am I realised it was the sour smell from my chest and was promptly fired two days later after complaints from the other staff.

True story. Other things helped contribute why I was fired (mainly lies, they were all midlle aged women [not being sexist but I found them to be very bitchy] and me being a 20 year old lad at the time, they never liked me from day one, so they compained that I was asleep at my desk and other such utter bullshit) but I was politely asked to see my union manager during work who's exact words was "people are out to get you". I handed my notice in the next day to get in there first and not fuck up my references at a new job.

At least my new job is great though! Sorry about lack of funny, but I don't really have one.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:55, 2 replies)
...but are you saying the sour smell from your chest originated from the remnants of the squirty cream?

Surely showering twice should really have removed this. I tend to find the chest to be one of the primary areas struck by warm, cleansing water when I shower... at least until I move the showerhead to point at my balls that is.

Good to hear you've got a satisfying new job where you hopefully won't get forced out for being a bit niffy and unpopular.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 17:06, closed)
you weren't "promptly fired two days later" then, you handed your notice in and left. Not quite the same thing. I'd have waited to be fired, can't wait to see how they'd defend firing someone at a tribunal, just because they "smell".
Perhaps the sour cream was the best smell you wafted round the office, stale BO and crusty cock cheese with a topping of flakey jizz, cunningly "disguised" with half a tin of Lynx isn't going to endear you to anyone.
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 18:01, closed)

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