Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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"Sudden coughing fit"That's almost as believable an excuse as the "slipped getting out of the shower and accidentally sat on the hoover/a lightbulb/my wife's dildo" stories.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:38,
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.It would surely be more impressive if he had done it on purpose!
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:02,
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tomato ketchupis the most popular one just now
..apparently..
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